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Drop that beat Honey, Walking My Poodle, Man it never gets old, With My Dogs on My Leash I got bitches on the Hold, My First Aid kit That's a Reeces Monkey, I bust more nuts than a Pistachio Junkie!, Get more (a-word) than a giant Donkey Stable, Got more lines than Whitney Houston's Coffee Table, I get more Head than Grammar School lice, I'm like a Walking Glacier I'm so Decked out with , Did you Poop a Virgin? 'Cuz that shit is Tight!, Jack ain't Black and Barry ain't White, I do Drugs in the Bedroom Lie on your Back-, 'Cuz I gots the Pipe and You gots the Crack, Though I'm sexually Straight, You're bound to find I'm Mentally Gay- 'Cuz I Blow, The Parents be Snickerin'; He Shouldn't of Written, But I'm Constipated; Couldn't give a shit, My name is Bo Fo' Sho', A Born Bostonian, An Aryan Librarian at the Word Smithsonian, The rap is Scattered It has it's Enginuity, I gave it this little part to give it Continuity, And the Fellas say: "Hey Moron Pass the Gin!", 'Cuz I'm an Oxymoron Breathing Oxygen, Give me the Bottle I'll chug Two/Thirds, 'Cuz you bitches know Fractions speak louder than , Heyy!, And the Ladies say: " Hey Fellas I'm keeping it ti, But if you play your Cards right You can have me t, " Should I blow you or Beat you Brass or Percussio, Oh Stop! Period End of Discussion", Walking through the Garden With Food at my feet, Picked up the Celery But Dropped the Beat-, And then I picked it up, Yeah Listen, We're in the Hood I'll take what you give me, Was Einstein's Theory Good? Relatively, A Smart King's Kingdom It doesn't mix, Illiterate literate! It's a bunch of Moby Dicks!, 52 to a Ponnery Oh! Just to feel ya, Take ya with a Condom- Stainless Steel ya, Half a Pound of Turkey Breasts, Half a pound of Chicken Tits, Why are only Crackers stayin' at the Ritz?, Poverty Racism Isn't it Strange ?, Only the Homeless are begging for Change, A shock- Sherlock Watson!, Rosa Parks Didn't call Shotgun, Here's a bit of Irony A Ford Focus Driver's got AD, How'd I come to master all these things?, Like a Tampon Thief I had to pull some Strings, I had to Pull some Strings, That's a Rap!, Lyrics submitted by myself