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The Neden Game, "Let's meet contestant number one, He's a skitsofrantic serial killer clown, Who says "woman love his sexy smile", Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon, Sharon what's your question?", "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parent's , And have dinner with me and my family, Tell me what you would do to make, That first impression really stick", [Violent J], Let's see uh well I'd have to think about it, I might show up in a tux HA! but I doubt it, I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, And lick your momma in the eye and tell her "FUCK , Hurry up bitch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her "Get the food, Your dad will probably start tripping and get me p, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking li, It's dinner time we hearing grace from your mother, I pull a forty out and pour some for your little b, I'm steady staring at your sister I'll tell you th, You know for only 13 she got some big tits, After that your dad will try to jump again, And only this time I'd put the forty to his chin, After you mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear, "Now let's me contestant number two, He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak, Who works for the Dark Carnival, He says women call him stretch nuts, Sharon let's hear your question", "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true em, A man who expresses himself in his own special way, Number two if you fell in love with me, Exactly how would you let me know?", [Shaggy 2 Dope], First thing I could never love you, You sound like a richie-bitch yo FUCK YOU!!!, But if I did I'd probably show you that I care, By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here, I'd go through your phone book and whack em all, And find contestant number one and break his fucki, Anyone who looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day, I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past you, Let em go and watch em both spring up in your face, I'd sing love songs to you the best I can, Get you naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!, When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face and say I'm just pla, As you spit it all out I'd rub your back, And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass c, "Well it sounds like contestant number two, Is just over-flowing with sensativity Sharon, It's a touch choice so far, Sharon let's have your last question and, See which one is going to win the rights to your n, "Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noti, same time Tell me how would you each get my attent, your pick up line be? Well whoever's the smoothest, Okay first I'd slide up to the bar, And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat , I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ri, Fuck that you'd be jocking me quick, I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, And then to get your attention in the crowded plac, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face, Yeah freak with your nuts yo that'll get her, Tell her that's she fat yeah that'll work even bet, Look fuck you I got a strong rap, Shit you don't want contestant number two, He's mad-whack, I walk into a bar and there he was, Standing up on a bucket eww trying to fuck it, It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama, Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!, written by MIKE CLARK JOSEPH UTSLER JOSEPH BRUCE